Ask the Wet Bird
It has opinions about agency, fungibility, and the inside of a paper bag. Read the original review first if you want context. Or don't. The bird didn't ask for context either.
It is listening. Ask it something.
Narrative Dilution Diagnostic
Pitch a movie, get a verdict. Diagnostic accuracy not guaranteed, but neither is anything Hollywood greenlights. More on the original theory →
Awaiting a pitch.